I don't make this stuff up!

We are sitting around the table for dinner and Lollie gets up to do something and says that it was too hard- she couldn't open it or lift it... can't remember exactly.



I got up to help her and said, "You just have to use a little elbow grease."



Lollie: "What's that?"



I tried to explain to her that it meant that she would have to use her arm muscles and that people call that "elbow grease."

Boy: "I have armpit grease if I'm working strong with my armpit!"

Round of laughter....

Then the list starts...

"Toe grease"

"Hand Grease"

"Eyeball Grease"

"Leg Grease"

They are laughing and then we hear it......

Lil Crazy Lady: "Butt Grease Me!!!"

Weather man Dad: WE KNOW!!!

End of meal....................